Meet the Team
We hope this section gives you a idea of who we are and therefore why we do what we do.
- Tom is our editor. He edits. He is actually editically challenged, which does not help. He doesn't even know what it means. His hobbies include growling, pole-vaulting and selling chalk. Sometimes at the same time. He's from Ammanford.
- Marian is our researcher, a sour-faced old crow and a confirmed halfwit. Life dealt her an unfortunate blow at the tender age of 2, when she had two-thirds of her brain sucked out of her head due to a poorly executed liposuction operation; her mother had taken drastic action in an attempt to reduce Marian's stout man-like neck muscles in an attempt to make her more attractive to the opposite sex. Unfortunately for Marian, the opposite sex struggle to deduce that she is in fact of the opposite sex. Despite the debilitating setbacks she has since done remarkably well to integrate herself back into society and to achieve the lofty position of responsibility that is a WAAB employee. She even has hobbies; these include searching, swaying her empty head and buying chalk (at extortionate prices).
- Silas is our resident resident. He has his eye on the editor position as residing no longer presents a challenge to him. We are currently re-evaluating the need for a resident as we are unsure as to what his exact role is. His hobbies include killing cereals, slapping people who proclaim that they love voles and creating hairline fractures in pole-vaulting poles. As a sideline he also dabbles in global genocide with, as yet, little success.
- Chris is the columnist. He is talented beyond belief i.e. none of us believe it. Chris likes to gnaw on bits of rotting wood and is often seen lurking at bus stops attempting to poo in random people's shopping bags. He achieves excellent personal results in the latter.
- Bob. Not sure what Bob does. Great name though. Hobbies include blowing up cat arses, licking worms and spreading jam onto live rats.
- Hij. Nope, don't know what Hij does either. You can usually find him vole-vaulting in leather socks. Just leather socks.
We hope that this brief overview will convince you of the merits of entering the meet the team competition. To enter all you have to do is write a short paragraph, 15,000 words or under, on why you want to meet the team. Email your answers here: bcb at weareallbadgers dot com. The most badgertastic answers will win. Runners-up will receive assorted signed photos of the team wearing ill-fitting knitted jumpers with matching leg-warmers.