Well done on being honest to yourself. As you are an evil swine, you have been sent to Hell for eternity. I'm sure you'll agree that it is the most horrific vision of hell ever seen by mortal eyes.
Evil Imps will taunt you, Evil Elves will poke you and Evil Estate Agents will flick your ears.
Evil pigs will fart on you and Evil Colours will Colour you and Evil swooping beasts will ruffle your hair.
It should be noted that we do not have the staff to monitor your continued presence within hell. We think this is clear from the offset and we freely admit this. However, if you could remain here of your own free will, we would be most grateful. Simply continue to look at this page until you feel the life forces leaving your body. At which point, you may die.
If you do not comply with this request and navigate away from Hell, close your internet browser or turn off your computer, then we will have no choice other than to notify the local police in your area and they will apprehend you. Your computer's IP address is being transmitted as you read this and the police can be there in approximately 3.2438 seconds.
Do not enjoy your stay in Hell...
Witness the flames of Hell!
Witness the hideous mutations of Hell!
