17th Nov 2008
Guess who's back?!
Yes, it's the Big Cheese Badger himself, back to waste your time once again :)
So where has he been, you cry? Well not in Badgerville, that's for sure. More like Busyville. Wherever that is ...
But definitely not in Voleville before tongues start wagging!
21st Dec 2007
Xmas makeover this year?
No chance! You (un)lucky people who experienced it last year can simply close your eyes and relive the experience...
The BCB refuses to pay compensation for subsequent nightmares...
Speaking of makeovers however, WAAB has had a bit of a shine and polish...
1st Nov 2007
Aren't bottom right-hand corners great?
The right-hand corner has finally arrived! Inspired by one of the many official WAAB Badger Cards!
Get your grubby little paws on free Badger Cards here!
20th Sep 2007
Rumours
WAAB heard a rumour that Satan had descended upon the Earth, bought a silly hat from The Pound Shop (for £2 - the poor beggar was fleeced!) and paraded around London town gibbering that he had had enough of poking naughty people as he would rather give multi-coloured sweets to children instead - it appears that he is a good egg after all.
It turned out that the source of the rumour was Timothy NcNob, a well known local idiot and babbler of many tall tales. As a result of this new information we have a) conveniently ignored the fact that we believed the rumour; and b) thrashed Timothy McNob to within an inch of his life.
You'll be glad to know that we feel much better now.
25th Jan 2007
Back to normality!
WAAB is pleased to announce that we have taken down our Xmas decorations. Finally! Phew, that beard was ichy. Dont places look bleak when you take decorations down?
WAAB is also pleased to announce that we won first prize in the Worst Xmas Makeover award for our efforts. No surprise there then. We feel rightly proud in picking up this much sought-after WAAB organised award. Muchos patos on backos. Those of you who missed it will no doubt feel a great gaping hole in your life which will only be filled next Xmas when we again compete for the Worst Xmas Makeover award...
9h Dec 2006
WAAB has had a Xmas makeover!
Complete with obligatory snowmen. It's the season to be jolly so unfortunately we have to be an unbadgerlike red colour scheme. The usual high standard of drawings are present of course; WAAB conforms to the underground 5-second drawing ethos.
PS - We do apologise for this Xmas makeover - we shall resume usual non-crimbo service once the season to be jolly is over and we can return to being grumpy...
PPS - We apologise if this vision of Xmas reminds you of Hell on Earth. We shall be with you in spirit as you journey through this torment...
7th Dec 2006
The Octobadger has arrived!
Beware of the Octobadger!
3rd Jul 2006
Badgerquest
New extra ending for Badgerquest! Let me save Betty the Badger now!!!
30th Jun 2006
No news is good news
For the past two months the WAAB staff have been operating under the tenet of "no news is good news". They have unintentionally changed their minds with the posting of this.
30th Apr 2006
WAAB quiz
The weareallbadgers quiz is here - created so that teacher badgers can have a lesson off and pup badgers can read WAAB for an hour! More...
11th Apr 2006
The Official WAAB Song!
Badger fan Brownan has lent his musical talents to produce a great piece of Brock Rock! The song is free to download so you can take the "underground" experience to another level! Thanks Brownan - we await your B-sides for the single release! More...
21st Feb 2006
Retro WAAB review
Humorous review of the design of Retro WAAB More...
20th Feb 2006
First update of 2006!
About time you say...but it's taken time to conduct the survey everyone is waiting for...and the results are in: 8 out of 10 badgers prefer the new site over the old!* An amazing result which we are all proud of!
*Based on a survey of zero badgers and extrapolated to generate meaningful results.
11th Dec 2005
Badgers!
To celebrate 2 years and 5 ½ months on tinterweb WAAB has had a make-over! Is it better? Is it worse? Slightly better? Slightly worse? Slightly better than worse? Slightly worse than better? In the middle of slightly worse and slightly worse than better? It's up to you!
11th Dec 2005
More Badgers!
And it's not finished yet so badger with us...
20th Nov 2005
Spoon issues
The Big Cheese Badger dropped his spoon today. It landed on a passing hedgehog who sauntered off with his new acquisition. BCB is now eating his weetabix with a fork.
10th Nov 2005
No need!
The Big Cheese Badger said "No need" today. Isn't it about time that this phrase was said more often?
29th Oct 2005
Cheese
The Big Cheese Badger smothered a wedge of Brie onto his face and then went shopping in Tesco. He was escorted out of the building.
