Yes, it's the Big Cheese Badger himself, back to waste your time once again :)
So where has he been, you cry? Well not in Badgerville, that's for sure. More like Busyville. Wherever that is ...
But definitely not in Voleville before tongues start wagging!
No chance! You (un)lucky people who experienced it last year can simply close your eyes and relive the experience...
The BCB refuses to pay compensation for subsequent nightmares...
Speaking of makeovers however, WAAB has had a bit of a shine and polish...
The right-hand corner has finally arrived! Inspired by one of the many official WAAB Badger Cards!
Get your grubby little paws on free Badger Cards here!
WAAB heard a rumour that Satan had descended upon the Earth, bought a silly hat from The Pound Shop (for £2 - the poor beggar was fleeced!) and paraded around London town gibbering that he had had enough of poking naughty people as he would rather give multi-coloured sweets to children instead - it appears that he is a good egg after all.
It turned out that the source of the rumour was Timothy NcNob, a well known local idiot and babbler of many tall tales. As a result of this new information we have a) conveniently ignored the fact that we believed the rumour; and b) thrashed Timothy McNob to within an inch of his life.
You'll be glad to know that we feel much better now.
WAAB is pleased to announce that we have taken down our Xmas decorations. Finally! Phew, that beard was ichy. Dont places look bleak when you take decorations down?
WAAB is also pleased to announce that we won first prize in the Worst Xmas Makeover award for our efforts. No surprise there then. We feel rightly proud in picking up this much sought-after WAAB organised award. Muchos patos on backos. Those of you who missed it will no doubt feel a great gaping hole in your life which will only be filled next Xmas when we again compete for the Worst Xmas Makeover award...
Complete with obligatory snowmen. It's the season to be jolly so unfortunately we have to be an unbadgerlike red colour scheme. The usual high standard of drawings are present of course; WAAB conforms to the underground 5-second drawing ethos.
PS - We do apologise for this Xmas makeover - we shall resume usual non-crimbo service once the season to be jolly is over and we can return to being grumpy...
PPS - We apologise if this vision of Xmas reminds you of Hell on Earth. We shall be with you in spirit as you journey through this torment...
Beware of the Octobadger!
New extra ending for Badgerquest! Let me save Betty the Badger now!!!
For the past two months the WAAB staff have been operating under the tenet of "no news is good news". They have unintentionally changed their minds with the posting of this.
The weareallbadgers quiz is here - created so that teacher badgers can have a lesson off and pup badgers can read WAAB for an hour! More...
Badger fan Brownan has lent his musical talents to produce a great piece of Brock Rock! The song is free to download so you can take the "underground" experience to another level! Thanks Brownan - we await your B-sides for the single release! More...
Humorous review of the design of Retro WAAB More...
About time you say...but it's taken time to conduct the survey everyone is waiting for...and the results are in: 8 out of 10 badgers prefer the new site over the old!* An amazing result which we are all proud of!
*Based on a survey of zero badgers and extrapolated to generate meaningful results.
To celebrate 2 years and 5 ½ months on tinterweb WAAB has had a make-over! Is it better? Is it worse? Slightly better? Slightly worse? Slightly better than worse? Slightly worse than better? In the middle of slightly worse and slightly worse than better? It's up to you!
And it's not finished yet so badger with us...
The Big Cheese Badger dropped his spoon today. It landed on a passing hedgehog who sauntered off with his new acquisition. BCB is now eating his weetabix with a fork.
The Big Cheese Badger said "No need" today. Isn't it about time that this phrase was said more often?
The Big Cheese Badger smothered a wedge of Brie onto his face and then went shopping in Tesco. He was escorted out of the building.
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